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Part 1. RICH PEOPLE PROBLEMS. Hey boat, slow down. Slowing down! Anchor down! Anchor down! And stop! And fun! Peel shrimps. Peeling shrimps. Rotating for maximum sun. Rotating for maximum sun. Hush! Hush! Hey boat, start e... Wrong voice command. Sshh! Hey boat, start e... Error! Hey boat, start e... Sorry, I don't understand! (Swearing) Sorry, I d

avatar Gaie Houston
jely da beegol
@JellyTBeagle@plush.city
20 years ago, normal people avoided technology and techies would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could
now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest

jely da beegol @JellyTBeagle@plush.city 20 years ago, normal people avoided technology and techies would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Too funny. Repost. Why would anyone even think to give a toilet intelligence? What horrible person would do that? Was I like Stalin in a past life or something? Oh God. The refrigerator just told me it's taco night, and Brenda's making them extra spicy. Please just kill me now. Maybe I'll come back as a showerhead or something. Yeah, that'd be fine

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Automatic gates or false gates. Systematized with counterweights and gravity. Life is short, do whatever can make us and the people around us happy. POV: you rent an off-grid airBnB with a rollout bed so you can sleep under the stars! ✨ The mist clings heavy to the floor tonight, two shadows moving in the pale moonlight. I check my axe, you sharpen

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It's coming. You know it is. And carries a subscription fee.. There's no handle; you need to download the FlushMe app.

It's coming. You know it is. And carries a subscription fee.. There's no handle; you need to download the FlushMe app.

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